October 12, 2009

Defeated. Deflated. Denied.

We walked 12 miles, rode seven subways, took two cab rides and hopped a crosstown bus. We saw the world’s craziest bird, snuck into a cemetery, ate mouthwatering pork sandwiches, befriended two bachelorette groups, almost crashed a Simchat Torah party, and ran like hell from the world’s weirdest diner. We hit most major landmarks featured in the film, including Pelham Bay Park, Woodlawn Cemetery, Central Park and Union Square subway station. But alas, we never made it to Coney Island.

It was 3AM. At that hour, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn is a mysterious place. Especially when you’ve been walking and drinking for 15+ hours. We looked for a sign to keep our mission alive, but found nothing more than a freaky woman screaming and crying about food. The streets were empty, we had nowhere to go, and one of us was severely limping. It was time to go home.

As you’ll see in these pictures, an air of sadness ran through us. We really thought The Warriors 2009 would succeed in matching the original gang’s journey. While the day was a massive success in some ways, our mission isn’t complete. We’ll be back next year. The death of Cyrus shall be avenged. The Warriors shall overcome.

October 11, 2009
We never got to clink bottles at Coney Island during sunrise. Dismayed as we wait for an N train to take us home.

We never got to clink bottles at Coney Island during sunrise. Dismayed as we wait for an N train to take us home.

October 11, 2009
They woke up. In Bay Ridge at the weirdest diner ever.

They woke up. In Bay Ridge at the weirdest diner ever.

October 11, 2009
Weak Warriors.

Weak Warriors.

October 11, 2009
En route to Bay Ridge. After 1am.

En route to Bay Ridge. After 1am.

October 10, 2009
Heading downtown and onto Brooklyn.

Heading downtown and onto Brooklyn.

October 10, 2009
Not the Lizzys, but some fun ladies near Union Square nonetheless.

Not the Lizzys, but some fun ladies near Union Square nonetheless.

October 10, 2009
Union Square. Next stop: lesbian party.

Union Square. Next stop: lesbian party.

October 10, 2009
UES thugs.

UES thugs.

October 10, 2009
Rookie Spahr dozing on the 4 train. Not sure he’s cut out for this level of toughness.

Rookie Spahr dozing on the 4 train. Not sure he’s cut out for this level of toughness.